I ran across a sweet Greasemonkey script this morning that made me want to stand up and scream Hallelujah. It got me to thinking about how if I were still using Microsoft Internet Explorer, I'd still be stuck cursing the crappy interface that Netflix calls a movie cue. Right then and there, I decided to tell all of you--yes, even you, Granny--about the greatest program ever written: Firefox. I know what you're saying, "What makes Firefox so great?" I'm glad you asked.
1. It has a great name. Firefox. Fire....Fox....Oh yeah! This name is so cool, Clint Eastwood made a movie about it. It involved a stolen Soviet fighter jet that you could control with your mind. Dirty Harry and a super bad-ass mind controllable jet, how cool is that? That's right. Very cool.
2. Tabbed browsing. The ability to organize and browse multiple web pages through the use of tabs is the greatest web innovation since......Google (you thought I was gonna say porn, eh?) This idea is so great that Microsoft has decided to include it in their newest version of Explorer which, by the way, will still suck. Once you try tabbed browsing, you'll wonder how you ever got along without it.
3. Security. There's no arguing that Internet Explorer is a less sescure browser than Firefox. How much less secure is a subject of debate on the web. Let's just say that Firefox doesn't allow websites near as many ways to install really bad stuff on your computer like spyware, trojans, or even Spice Girls midi files.
4. Extensions, extensions, extensions!!!! This is, without a doubt, my favorite feature of Firefox. Extensions are those cool little add-ons that make Internet Explorer users turn green with envy. There are extensions for EVERYTHING. I'm really fond of AdBlock which makes the internet a far less cluttered place by blocking all sorts of ads from text to images and even flash. It's very customizable. I also love me some Forecastfox. It gives you constant updates on the weather wherever you live. There are literally hundreds of extensions that do all kinds of things. I know you'll find a ton that you love. Which brings me to my last reason to love Firefox:
5. Greasemonkey. This is the MacGyver of all extensions. It can do ANYTHING. I once saw Greasemonkey cobble together a rocket launcher out of a roll of toilet paper, an underwear waistband, and a half-eaten Chick-o-Stick. OK, so maybe it can't do THAT, but it can get awful close! There are hundreds of Greasemonkey scripts which will format webpages exactly how YOU want them. Hate reading stories that are 2 inches wide on your favorite news site? Change 'em! Only care about the negative feedback on eBay? Your wish is my command. Are you frustrated by the way Netflix movie cue works? Me too! Not anymore! I got this script that allows you to make your Netflix cue drag-and-droppable. This is super cool because if you've ever tried to re-arrange your cue when something new comes out, you may have found it a bit of a pain.
So, what have we learned today, class? "Firefox is the bomb!" That's right. Class dissmissed. Have a great Spring Break!