Noah has been doing this for a while, but I needed to write it down because I don't want to forget it someday. Noah has decided to call me Daddy's-House for some reason. Anytime he sees me or talks to me he always says the WHOLE thing: Daddy's-House this and Daddy's-House that. I don't really know what got him to stick that word on my name. I corrected him for a while but now I've just given up. I've tried turning the tables on him but to no avail. A typical conversation between us (with translation in parentheses) sounds like this:
NOAH: "Daddy's-House!" (Daddy!)
ME: "What, Noah's-House?" (What, Noah--I'm gonna stick this "house" thing back in your face!)
NOAH: "I wann Diegos!" (I'm gonna ignore that jab and demand my Go-Diego-Go shoes!)
ME: "Myra's-House, get me Noah's-House's shoes" (Look, I can do this to ANY word. See how silly it sounds?)
NOAH: "Daddy's-House....DIEGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (You're an idiot. Gimme my dang shoes!)
ME (meekly): "OK" (you win)
Chris tells me that this is my penance for laughing at her all those times Noah called her "Chris". Ain't kids grand?

