Myra's class had a visit from the dentist on Friday and it turns out that he taught them a whole lot. When she picked me up at school she imparted this pearl of wisdom to me:
"Daddy, there are bugs in your teeth and they like candy. When you eat candy, the bugs eat it too and then they poop in your teeth!"
I don't think I'll be getting Chris a box of chocolates for V-day after all.
Nice visual image for the dentist to impart on all of those kids. I wonder why he stopped short of candy and didn't follow through with cake, ice cream, pie and soda.