I hate tattoos. I'll never have one. EVER! There isn't a lot of things that I know I'll want drawn on my body 40 years from now, but I do know that if I ever find one, I won't want it drawn on by some scary guy in Deep Ellum with a sharp instrument in one hand and a Miller High Life in the other. While unpacking, Chris came across this temporary tattoo in the bottom of a box. It was my main man Homestar Runner, so of course, he had to be put on! Here it is. My very first tattoo, fake or real (yes, I'm that opposed to tattoos).
